(Source: ladylandscape)

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haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

(Reblogged from unplannedchild)

recentgooglesearches:

does the price of your  house go down every time you poop in it

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(Source: blackmedic)

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

floozys:

donavonisnotsexy:

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

we will not.

you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks

that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks

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(Source: babyanus)

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raptorjesusbearcavalry:

piecesoflogic:

Ten disgusting facts about fast food

Haha OH NOOO! Food has stuff in it that is also used for OTHER THINGS??
This just in, salt is made of sodium and chloride, two of the most toxic elements on the periodic table. IM NEVER EATING SALT AGAIN.

^ oblivious to the point

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can i have a relationship where some nights it’s rough sex and then other nights we stay up and just talk and others we just cuddle and mess around with each other or play games together pls and ty

(Source: relentlesscuriosity)

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toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

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